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This is the not uncommon story of 2x reasonably youngish parents of 4x lovely children who moved to the country from the big smoke, looking for something more than Oyster cards, car alarms and Nando's (although we do love 2 out of 3 of those things to be fair)....

Lisa and Cass always wanted to do something with Canopy & Stars + Airbnb having been to a number of their great locations around the UK and beyond and thinking - this is awesome, we should move to the country and do this. So they did, and now you can quite literally share that very green dream... which is nice.


There are many fine spaces at Paines, perfectly poised for almost any project.

You can disappear completely as a couple and spend a weekend in the finest glamping locations across the plains of Paines, literally not see anyone else should you wish.

Or you can organise the perfect party for 40 individuals and find the world's best sound on offer from Funktion_One, you can organise the ultimate wedding reception in a marquee on the grounds and then take all of the accommodation in the house and on the grounds, or simply get deep with the Blue Sky and White Space sessions for your business high performers... it's really up to you.

We really believe in the Paines mantra of #YourStayYourWay, so the best thing to do is tell us what you'd like, and what you need... and then we can go about making it happen..