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"Spent two peaceful days at The Tab, in the corner of a beautiful farmhouse garden, in turn set in stunning Kent countryside. Great communication from hosts prior to the stay, and a lovely welcome with fresh flowers, fruit, nibbles and a fridge stocked with our preferred tipple. The compost loo is about as up market as you can get without a flush, the phone box shower was a novel experience, and we loved cooking over the fire pit. This little caravan is surprisingly spacious enough for a good nights sleep, and is very well equipped. The breakfast hamper provided by Lisa was assembled with great care, and such a treat. The swimming pool was lovely and warm, and the summerhouse a cosy retreat if it got chilly. A great deal of thought has gone into both the practicalities, and the design/aesthetics at The Tab, and the 'extra' facilities surrounding it complete the package. A very relaxing and memorable stay..."

"lovely break away from normal life, we were made to feel very welcome and nothing was a problem, even being given a lift to the local pub for dinner due to the weather making it too wet to walk. ( the offer of a lift home too, ) its a magical little corner of the land and the addition the outhouse was great to relax in too. Who can say they've had a shower in an old red phone box before? breakfast hamper was lovely and tasty, we will be back as need to get in the pool. friends are already asking after seeing the pictures Looking forward to see how the new ideas they have come on too"

"We had a fabulous 2 night stay in the Tab. The owners made us feel very welcome and it was great fun especially for the children to be in a beautiful secluded spot in their grounds with lots of quirky touches. They were very happy in their 2 man tent pitched just outside the caravan. A highlight was a shower in the telephone box and the bowl of strawberries, brownies and fresh flowers were a lovely touch and much appreciated. The tennis court is in immaculate condition and we enjoyed practicing on that and also making use of the heated outdoor swimming pool. We would definitely recommend and will come back! Thank you Cass and Lisa."

"We absolutely loved our stay at The Tab. From the moment we arrived until the moment we left, Cass and Lisa were the perfect hosts. Cass gave us a lift to and from 'the local' on Friday night so we could sample the local brews and Lisa made the most wonderful gluten-free bread to go in our (delicious) breakfast hamper on Saturday morning. The caravan itself is small but perfectly formed and we absolutely loved the shower in the phone box! Sitting outside in the evening sun on Saturday night, cooking over the fire pit was perfect and then lighting the woodburner in the summer house and cuddling up when it got too chilly to be outside was brilliant. Loved the retro arcade games and LOVED the beautiful cats who made us feel right at home. A real idyllic location with hosts who made us feel like old friends. We can't wait to go back in the summer and take our boys too so they can experience Tab Life too"

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"My partner and I spent a couple of days at Paines Farmhouse for a bank holiday escape from London and had the most wonderful time. From the second we arrived we felt so relaxed. Everything was taken care of and our room was gorgeous, it had the feel of a luxury country hotel with amazing linens and details and a really comfy bed, but we also had the friendliness of being in a family home. The house and grounds are gorgeous, I loved having a swim before breakfast in the pool, and the surrounding countryside is beautiful (Cass helped point us in the right direction for a lovely walk). We ate very well with some great food at a local pub and even better food at the house – Lisa is an incredible cook! Cass & Lisa were perfect hosts – leaving us plenty of space to decompress and read etc but around whenever we needed anything. Highly recommended."

"This was my first go at ABNB and am happy to say it was great. I was visiting family nearby and needed somewhere to stay so thought I'd give it a shot. Lisa, Cass and their kids are lovely and made me feel very welcome. Lisa is an excellent cook, as good as you'd find in any restaurant but with a virtually infinite menu of 'whatever you fancy'! All round a good experience and would definitely stay again."

"I couldn't recommend this place highly enough. Cass and Lisa are fantastic hosts, some accommodating and helpful with any questions. They were able to suggest a number of great pubs in the area. We got to play tennis and go for a swim at the house. The room was lovely (the whole house is amazing) and it is such a beautiful part of the world. We felt really looked after and can’t wait to come back at some point in the future."